How Soon Is Now by Dan Schoffer

Author:Dan Schoffer
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: BookRix

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FADE UP TO:

EXT. BEST BUY - ASSCRACK OF DAWN

A long line of DISCOUNT-SEEKING CUSTOMERS wait outside in the early morning cold. It’s mostly parents with young children.

Through the crowd we land on a grumpy Joel and Heather, with their parents. Heather looks spectacularly hungover.

HEATHER

Can we go home yet?

50.

MAY

You know this is our ritual. Early bird gets the worm.

DON

If we wait until later, all the

best deals will be gone and your

cousins will be stuck receiving

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